Because special people deserve special things, I'm posting these tonight because they made my mum laugh for a long long time today - especially the first one. You won't be able to listen to "Take On Me" or "Sexyback" again in the same way.
Ladies and gentlemen I present Weebl and Bob!
I’m bringing pastry back (yeah)
When I transport it I like to wear a hat (why?)
I not too sure, but it don’t look wack (word)
Where we going to hide this to protect from attack (hmmm)
Take it to the fridge!
Cos this pastry (a haa)
Will be the casing of a tasty pie (a haa)
I let you have some if you help me bake (ok)
Because I can’t read this recipe (you suck)
Look out for the walrus!